What is pink? a rose is pink by the fountain's brink

During a long phone call I got busy putting my favorite Junya Watanabe looks into a gradient order. It's so Resevoir Dogs, right? Click to enlarge the picture. I didn't mean for it to turn out so small, but it does give you a good idea of how freaking cool these silhouettes would look from afar. My favorites? The second-to-last tent dress and the flesh-toned loafers in the last picture.
But I can't afford to pay retail for imparctical dresses like these. My sad chaotic life involves less floating down empty white streets and more sprinting to catch the train, hauling around textbooks, wild moves on the dancefloor (just kidding) and spilled vodka.